Sunday, January 4, 2009

Sexy Book

I want to know if you masturbated whilst reading my book. I want to know which parts aroused you. Surely you could not read it without thinking about sex at least once. It is not like you can check a manuscript for a cracked spine. I want to know that you have been reading a passage and become unsettled. I want to know that you had to take a break, locking yourself in the bathroom for a minute or two. This is the question I want to ask of all my readers. Did it make you come? Which parts and how many times.

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