These posts are words of wisdom that have got me through life reasonably happy and sexually satisfied. If you want to pass these words of wisdom onto friends or younger members of your family, cut out the sayings one by one, there will be about one fortune cookie each week - and buy a cheap packet of fortune cookies from your local Asian supermarket. Using tweezers, remove the existing naff saying from each cookie and replace it with one of Krissy's words of wisdom. Throw a party. Distribute the cookies. Everybody happy.
Fortune Cookie #7
Choose long term lovers by their taste in novels. I would rather share a bed with someone who loves Cormac McCarthy, Don Dellilo and Gerard Donovan than with someone who shares a fondness for Lindt chocolate and Threadless Tshirts. Threadless might go broke, Lindt might give you diabetes but Blood Merridian will be with us till the grave.